I got dis friend named Diggles. He be a real nice little rat dat be in de Raven Guard. An’ Diggles be LOVIN’ pickles! He love dem more dan anythin’! He always talkin’ bout dem, givin’ dem to peoples, an’ all dose tings. He real nice an’ his pickles taste real good. I like de pickles of de Boomba in Freeport, but Diggles be de pickle master! So if you be seein’ Diggles, ask him for one de special pickles of DOOM!

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