I be Anakh, ogre from Freeport, an’ dis be where I be writin’ tings down dat I hear about, or feel. Sometimes dis other person be writin’ tings too, but I not unnerstand it an’ it be makin’ my head hurt!

I be a regular ogre I guess, except I be an’ adventurer an’ be travellin’ all over Norrath an’ seein’ things! I be a brigand too, lot of peoples think dat be funny, ogre tryin’ to be sneaky, but I think it work out just fine. I use de ogre stealth! You not heard of it? *glares at you and shakes a huge fist* “You never see me!”

Work all de time.